I'm Emily.
17, College Freshman
Half Jordanian+ Half Colombian.
Repping Texas! I love to to meet new people, I love to talk for hours, I love to run around and act stupid, & I love to laugh so hard that I can't even breathe. I'd love to get to know you!
Also, I love Harry Potter and MCR.. I can get pretty obsessive!

aDDiCteD 2 tUMblR 4 lyFe BB!

I'm super lamesauce.
other blog skinny-nachos.tumblr.com

2nd October 2014

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nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

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2nd October 2014

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twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

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2nd October 2014

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1st October 2014

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Anonymous said: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

pizzaotter:

iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

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1st October 2014

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thatsonofamitch:

spoopyvriska:

communismkills:

trueemergence:

omg damn

IS THIS REAL.

the back pocket is the worst place to put ANYTHING why would yall put your $400 iphone in there

because i want my 400$ phone to reflect the curve of my perfect ass

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1st October 2014

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yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

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1st October 2014

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1st October 2014

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sluttymistletoe:


cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
thanks

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

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1st October 2014

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andillwriteyouatragedy:

marvel + text posts (x)

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30th September 2014

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ashtoniws:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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30th September 2014

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30th September 2014

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So it IS a vegetable!

So it IS a vegetable!

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30th September 2014

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girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts

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30th September 2014

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naisenberg:

"Don’t forget to wake Green Day up tomorrow hahaha!!"