He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak
Dave Chappelle’s Kanye West story > all other Kanye West stories
im not in that fandom but i know a golden post when i see one
this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here.
did you just
This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.
I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS
what an ass
THEY’RE STANDING IN A RAINBOW COLOUR ORDER
And some are even interracial!
Regina Spektor | You’ve Got Time
Orange is the New Black Theme Song
We’re all going to hell
this post might be the best thing ive seen on here
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.
"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"
a li tter box cae k„
congratulations on turning 91
i don’t think i’ve ever laughed harder at a single line
#when porn dialogue is so bad it’s good
chris what are you talking about that delivery was oscar worthy
i want u wrapped in my arms…like a burrito…be my baerrito
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