I'm Emily.
17, College Freshman
Half Jordanian+ Half Colombian.
Repping Texas! I love to to meet new people, I love to talk for hours, I love to run around and act stupid, & I love to laugh so hard that I can't even breathe. I'd love to get to know you!
Also, I love Harry Potter and MCR.. I can get pretty obsessive!

aDDiCteD 2 tUMblR 4 lyFe BB!

I'm super lamesauce.
other blog skinny-nachos.tumblr.com

16th September 2014

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He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak
— A six word story (via emobean)

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16th September 2014

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fallontonight:

Dave Chappelle’s Kanye West story > all other Kanye West stories

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16th September 2014

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mikasaesukasa:

im not in that fandom but i know a golden post when i see one

31st August 2014

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tastefullyoffensive:

Pugception [marksingletree]

tastefullyoffensive:

Pugception [marksingletree]

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31st August 2014

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thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

Source: transparent-like-your-balls

31st August 2014

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31st August 2014

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si-lolita:

willderness:

letskeepthisasecret-babe:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS

what an ass

ohhhhhhhhhmygod

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31st August 2014

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traumatrae:

shersock:

lumos5001:

#HELLA; #THERES A MAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #A MAN/MAN COUPLE; #A WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE WITH A BABY; #AND A MAN/WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #POSSIBLY; #POLYAMORUS; (via mysticwingman) 

THEY’RE STANDING IN A RAINBOW COLOUR ORDER

And some are even interracial!Bravo Sims!

traumatrae:

shersock:

lumos5001:

#HELLA; #THERES A MAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #A MAN/MAN COUPLE; #A WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE WITH A BABY; #AND A MAN/WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #POSSIBLY; #POLYAMORUS; (via mysticwingman) 

THEY’RE STANDING IN A RAINBOW COLOUR ORDER

And some are even interracial!
Bravo Sims!

Source: cross-fiction

31st August 2014

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glitterweave:

Regina Spektor | You’ve Got Time
Orange is the New Black Theme Song

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31st August 2014

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outcast-oftheyear:

let-me-christmas-in-pieces:

holyswagbatman:

umfag:

naturesafterthought:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

We’re all going to hell

this post might be the best thing ive seen on here

I’m dying

Well

I laughed

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Source: iraffiruse

31st August 2014

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theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks

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31st August 2014

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31st August 2014

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nakoshi:

nakoshi:

ummmmcool:

right

i don’t think i’ve ever laughed harder at a single line

#when porn dialogue is so bad it’s good

chris what are you talking about that delivery was oscar worthy

Source: spookylaureate

31st August 2014

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bvsedjesus:

i want u wrapped in my arms…like a burrito…be my baerrito

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31st August 2014

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